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Old Sep 02, 2006, 12:24 AM // 00:24   #12201
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Sir is just not smart enough to get it.
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Old Sep 02, 2006, 12:24 AM // 00:24   #12202
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So I suck at golf.

18 holes.
70 par.
10 stroke maximum.

Even with the 10 stroke maximum, I hit 144.

I blame the pink ball.
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Old Sep 02, 2006, 12:29 AM // 00:29   #12203
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lol Dont quit your day job Opeth. Wow you almost hit 10 on every hole! lol
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Old Sep 02, 2006, 12:31 AM // 00:31   #12204
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8 times I hit a 10.

EIGHT.
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Old Sep 02, 2006, 12:35 AM // 00:35   #12205
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lol better then nine i guess.
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Old Sep 02, 2006, 12:37 AM // 00:37   #12206
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Well, if there wasn't a cap, I guarantee you that I would've tripled the par.

Amusement +10!
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Old Sep 02, 2006, 12:38 AM // 00:38   #12207
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lol I like not trying and just hitting it as hard as i can.
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Old Sep 02, 2006, 12:40 AM // 00:40   #12208
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I do too, but then the grass gets damaged >_>
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Old Sep 02, 2006, 12:47 AM // 00:47   #12209
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lol Happy Gilmore style? lol only way to go!
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Old Sep 02, 2006, 12:58 AM // 00:58   #12210
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I was holding the stick like a hockey stick at one point. And the adults I was with mentioned Happy Gilmore many times. Really.
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Old Sep 02, 2006, 01:34 AM // 01:34   #12211
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lol not a surprise.
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Old Sep 02, 2006, 01:38 AM // 01:38   #12212
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someone should make something about that put it on youtube lol
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Old Sep 02, 2006, 01:55 AM // 01:55   #12213
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lol a whole happy gilmore golf game lol that would be funny!
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Old Sep 02, 2006, 02:06 AM // 02:06   #12214
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I managed to swing the ball into the water three times in 20 minutes. I feel great.
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Old Sep 02, 2006, 02:18 AM // 02:18   #12215
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Way to go!!! If you get it in the water you get 10 points! lol
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Old Sep 02, 2006, 02:25 AM // 02:25   #12216
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Great, that would probably result in quadrupling the par.

What a stupidly challenging game. No longer will I believe that I can kill Michelle Wei in golf. Damn 16 year old.
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Old Sep 02, 2006, 02:29 AM // 02:29   #12217
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lol Its ok to lose. Unless its to a girl.
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Old Sep 02, 2006, 03:33 AM // 03:33   #12218
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Crap, I've lost to girls too many times on things.

1 - Wrestling: Why bother? Let her roll over me.
2 - Pool/Snooker: She's good at it. I'm not.
3 - Tennis: She plays on the school team for God's sake.
4 - Badminton: Same thing as Tennis.
5 - Ping Pong: I overhit the ball 90% of the time.

How evil. Maybe I should pick on someone else.
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Old Sep 02, 2006, 03:35 AM // 03:35   #12219
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if you're losing to the same girl, marry her.
if you're losing to different girls each time, maybe you should just stick to cooking.
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Old Sep 02, 2006, 03:41 AM // 03:41   #12220
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Wow... you fail at life Opeth...
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